Another rain drenched frozen booger splatters me in the face as I splash down the hill. I am dodging snot, dirt and freezing rain pellets.

Notice the one in the back singing and playing the tuba I have temporarily renamed Pandemic my magic bicycle, Regatta the magic bicycle after the

I am running down the streets of Dunedin like a lunatic at a Spanish bull run. The metal on the bottom of my cycling shoes

The numbered earrings are a medallion warn proudly for how many cyclists she has taken out! They have even built themselves bovine mobile carts so

I went out on a date the other day. I am still not sure if it was the best date or worst date I have

I have been eating a lot of bugs today while cycling into the wind. It feels like I was peddling through a asteroid bug field.

I think there might be something wrong with me or with my kind magic bicycle. I have been peddling like a fly caught in a

I would like to introduce Loretta The Chicken. This is her debut. She is an accomplished athlete. She is a triathelete she swims, runs and

I pushed the breaks with a ferociousness that could only be found in the aftermath of adrenalin. With the bicycle break clamped tight, I closed