Ah fuckity” I say out loud into the frosty Patagonian air. My gortex gloved hands grasp the frigid wobbling handlebars.

If I ever get on a sailboat like that again for 6 weeks with three smelly boys to cross the

The words burst out of my greasy salting lips as my huge smiling eyes focus through the thick morning glare.

The glimmering glow of a half moon creates shadows through the iridescent red glow of our head lamps.Six of us,

I was wearing full condom holding AK 47 in Poland military” Frederyk explains as he motions his calloused hands to

Frederyk shouts through a chorus of laughter. His Polish accent is as thick as his sense of humor. Droplets of

  Heat radiates off the blackened tar road as the 40/104 c/f days begin to melt into a timeless collage

Tell a friend you are going to cycle the length of Africa and their response will most likely range from

Safari-“an expedition to observe animals in their natural habitat” Grandiose visions of wildlife, migrating wilder beast, roaring lions and galloping

Us Africans have a problem….” The man dribbles down his stripped shirt and straightens the belt on his bulging kacki