Dear Spandexers,   Hello my name is Pandemic The Magic Bicycle. In response to a few people wanting to get to know me, I wanted

As I lay solemnly still amongst sandalwood and camphor trees bugs hiccup in the softness of dusk. Branches bend as monkeys jockey for a position

  Me and My Gluteus Maximus with Pandemic The Magic Bicycle (In Ireland last year)   How’s your….she lowers her eyes and blushes, your ….ah…