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Eating Auditory Casserole for Ramadhan
It is the middle of the night and I am hungry. The sounds of ocean waves crashing closer fill my right ear. A strange medley

It Ain’t Easy Being Green
As I peddle through rain drops the size of toy poodles I begin to grin. A giggly grin I haven’t felt since leaving Asia late

Captain Bintang
Loads more Yacht race photos are available on facebook at http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/Darwin-to-Ambon-Yacht-Race/131310083572243?v=photos&ref=ts As the dolphins jump over the bow of the boat, I stand watch with

Mad Cyclist Suffocates Bicycle
Follow the yacht race on facebook @ Darwin Ambon Yacht Race http://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=101476716562067&ref=ts I am feeling a little bit gangster today as I wrap the plastic

The Outback, Northern Territory, Australia
A very heavy, 15 kilos (33 pounds) Queensland Coastal Python, his favorite meal is dead rabbits While the sailboats bob on anchor waiting for the

I Have a Dirty Bottom July 5th, 2010
Darwin, Australia is a town perched high in the northern territory of Australia and home to many sailors.Sail boats freckle the harbor, rise and retreat
DANIEL
’Daniel my brother you are older then me… Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won’t heal?…..Oh and I can see Daniel

The Hoe Down
Celestial The Navigator has come a couple of thousand cycle miles or so to try out her sea legs! A special thanks to the Williams

Low Down Below
About cameras and me and cycle touring Camera #1 I dropped in a pit toilet in Asia and yes I actually picked it up and

Freak Show at the Incognito Karmic Insect Parade
Notice the swollen eyes…shortly after the bug parade marched on my face! Incognito…notice the mark on my lower lip shortly after I extracted my bicycle

Pavarotti The Musical Magic Bicycle
This evening I am sitting in my wet frosty tent crossed legged inside my sleeping bag with my bike light torch in my mouth. My
Moo moo on a midget! (May 2 ’09)
How do I get out of this town? I have been through more roundabouts or circular galaxies of confusion then I can keep track of.
Cheers! Archive Post 4/30/09
I feel like an arthritic old lady at the moldy age of 37 with a humped back from years of calcium deprivation and hard work

The Bike Shop! Every Story Starts Somewhere…
I went out the door of the bike shop with a new fancy green European bicycle. At times I am so happy about my new

Rain Snot Dirt
Another rain drenched frozen booger splatters me in the face as I splash down the hill. I am dodging snot, dirt and freezing rain pellets.
The Other Butt Cheek: Mongolia
I hit a huge rocky dirt rivet in the trail and bounce right off Pandemic my magic bicycle’s seat and land on the solid steel

Perverted for Penguins
Notice the one in the back singing and playing the tuba I have temporarily renamed Pandemic my magic bicycle, Regatta the magic bicycle after the

Ass me, I Mean Ask Me?
Me and My Gluteus Maximus with Pandemic The Magic Bicycle (In Ireland last year) How’s your….she lowers her eyes and blushes, your ….ah… she