Winnie The Pooh was a mighty fine bear
I will venture a dare and say without a scare
That at times when the toilet paper was rare
Even a pooh bear may have gotten some on his hair
Bring in a tire with tread so thick that gooey excretion
Couldn’t possibly justify the need for bicycle tour completion
We all have goals of which to stay true
But geez’ people even cycling through pooh?
Dogs do there do-do, cow’s patty the fields, how could we not bring shields for feces
While longing for rare spotting of some exotic species
Sewage systems are so lacking, it send me out of India packing
Indonesia is no different for PVC piping is utterly inconsistent
New Zealand cows squat wherever they may, as I pedaled by thinking get out of my way
Experience it all is, for I will not pout, for in the end, it is what bicycle touring is all about
How about you, ever cycled in pooh, I’d love to laugh at you too
Comment you might , no need to have fright
Fill the box, it’s got to better than cycling into the ass end of an ox
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